Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no,

then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.

Since its supposed to be answered as sarcastic/mean, KuroKaori will be answering them.....
Disclaimer: Anything KuroKaori said is by no means the responsibility of Kaori and ShiroKaori....wanna complain? Find someone crazy to complain to...at least he'll be answering you and not look at you as if your crazy....imagine....I've been offended by someone's black personality...lol....

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If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute.
You know...my teacher and the dictionary both define cute as ugly but adorable...so, yeah....you are so cute but utterly not adorable at all.....

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
Most beautiful/handsome than than who?? Frankenstine? Hey wait...I'm wrong!....He looks even better than you!! You see, he actually has style with that kind of face....you on the other hand....2 eyes, 1 nose, 1 ears, 1 mouth....tch...your face can substitute the word BORING ya know....

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
Wait...say that again....I've gotta get this on tape!! Wait till the whole world hear this!!! I bet everybody's gonna cram up your house, swooning at you, and you will never ever get a second of peace! Nice life isn't it?

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic things…
Hey, you know what they say? If you have the ability but not the chance, you can't do anything. so you might have all the ability to succeed, but I, on the other hand, have all the chances to succeed....even if i don't have all the ability....be nice too me and I'll think about hiring you....

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
I feel so sad for you....having so many albums yet I still don't know who you are....you must be not popular enough....maybe you wanna consider changing your company huh?

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If an annoying pretty/handsome woman/man says:

1) I know you like me.
Yeah...and i also like cats, dogs, hamsters, white mice and guinea pigs....so i guess yeah....you'll fit in very well!!

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
Uh huh, after you finish basking in your own stupidity and narcissism, can you consider moving aside, i can't see that cute dog across the street....oh damn!! Now its gone!! sigh....if only you were half as cute as that dog then maybe I'll consider looking at you....

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
Whoever told you that you are my type are seriously out of their mind....and I'm not nice....the next time you see me, I hope its never, please call me the devil's incarnation!! So if you don't mind, please tell me who gave you the idea that i am interested in a narcisistic-oops, i mean a sweet guy like you so i can tear him into pieces and blame it on someone else....

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
What makes you think that I want to sit in a metal junk with a guy whose face can make mirrors break thus increasing the chances of a car accident happening? Nuh-uh, I value my life a lot, thank you very much.

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!!

I've just started reading how to make people who hate you hate others instead and how to make you enemy miserable his/her whole life, so....bring it on....

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If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
Sorry, but I'm already engaged to my computer, comics and animes so i don't think you ever have a chance.....

2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please?
Everybody knows I don't have a phone, since you don't know that, I'll assume that you are not everybody, thus making you a nobody, and i dun give anything to nobodies, so if you can step aside and let me walk past you like how i usually treat nobody, I'll be very glad.....

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night…
My nights are only reserved for computers, internet, comics, animes, books and my bed, so unless you can turn yourself into 1 of those i guess you can guess the answer to that, or am i correct in guessing the capacity between your ears that you can't even figure out the answer to that simple question?

4) What do you like about me?
Hmm, let's see.....animes, check; mangas, check; internet, check; money, check; looks, check.....Sorry, but no part of you is on my list of what i like but don't be sad....if you post ur picture up internet and ask what people like about you, there might be some chance that you will find some satisfying answers to your absolutely mundane question even if said chances is so small that you can only see it with a electron microscope....

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
Oh, sorry but my ears have some problems lately. Did you just said that you want me to say that you are disgustingly ugly and I want to stay away from you as far as possible as i hate you sooooo much?

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If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
Ru Yun!! Someone's calling your dog. If you would just wait a minute, I'm sure your true love will be here in a minute and remember to gimme a puppy that you both are going to have someday because I love puppies!!

2) You smell like shit!
Are you sure you didn't push some up your nose accidentally because no one here smells anything except for you....poor you, I hate to be smelling shit all day.....

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
You know, there's a reason why nobody's better than me because I slash them with a whip and knife, dip them in salt water, cut off their arms and legs to feed my dear piranhas then proceed to feed them nutritious food to keep them alive for a long, long time so i can continue to torture them and when I'm tired of them, I'll chop them up to feed fishes because their existence is only good enough for that....so, you were saying?

4) What an ugly creature you are!
Did you know that my world consist of only ugly people and monsters?...So of course I'm ugly....because otherwise I'll be a monster like you...

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
Sigh.....can't you be anymore outdated and unoriginal for using that phrase?....you should say I am going to find ways to sabotage you and make it look like you did it yourself and then proceed to win this race while you'll be the most humiliated person in this race ever. Now, isn't that much more original and refreshing?

Sigh....i would have said more but since Kao-chi and Shiro-tan are restraining me saying that i should continue to corrupt people mind and make them have lifetime trauma i guess this is it....

Ehem...Tag to: whoever who sees this.....

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